Funny Kid Stuff I Want To Remember, Part ?

A Conversation With Gavin:

Jen: So, Gavin, did you have fun at the park today?
Gavin: Yeah. I made a friend. That girl was there and I liked her but she didn't like me. I threw water at her.
Jen: You what? Why?
Gavin: I throwed water at her. Because I liked her. But she didn't like me, so she didn't throw water at me.

I know that boys torment girls they like, but I didn't realize it started this early! He's not always so clumsy in his wooing, though. He actually has some pretty smooth pickup lines. My favorite: "Hey, what kind of undies are you wearing? I'm wearing Optimus Prime. Wanna see?"

London is getting funnier, too. We went to the park last night and they had the fountain that you run through turned on. She kept trying to run to it, but I wouldn't let her. I finally got on eye level and said, "London, no. No water." She rubbed her hair and said, "Wash wash wash?" "No! You can't wash your hair in there!" Then she rubbed her hands together. "Wash wash wash?" "Nope, no hand washing either. Nice try." Then she yelled and tried to bite me. I think I've raised this kid once before...

Also, she has a transformer voice. I'll try to get a video of this, because it's awesome.